why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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I wish they made helmets for livers.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
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Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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