I'm drive I can fine osifer
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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