i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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