I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
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I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
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Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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