i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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