Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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