I accidentally burped into my bong.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
this will be a night to untag.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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