Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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