and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
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Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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