Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
that may or may not have been my penis.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
