420 ftw
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
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It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
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Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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