Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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