I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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