Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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