She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
So. Much. Porn.
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