I'm drive I can fine osifer
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
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No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
How does one acquire holy water?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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