After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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