Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
if only i could text you this smell
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
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