Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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