If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
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The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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