Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
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My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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