I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
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Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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