new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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