I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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