So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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