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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.

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  It's sore actually

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.

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• (516): View more from New York

  He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.

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• (980): View more from North Carolina

  Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?

  (727): View more from Florida

  ME.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I don't know what to do about my nipple.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.

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