I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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