sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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