Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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