I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Randomize
