where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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