are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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