Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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