used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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