i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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