so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
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I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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