Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
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All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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