"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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