i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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