Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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