Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
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