Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I think I am morally bankrupt
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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