Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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