Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
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Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
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His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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