I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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