I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
