Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
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He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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