I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
do herpes really smell.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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