This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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