Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
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I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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