I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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