But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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