trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Randomize
