did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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