So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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