hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
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When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
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Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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